if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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