Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
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