I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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