That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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