ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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