ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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