$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Randomize
