i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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