The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
