College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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