It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Randomize
