Need sex. Gaining weight.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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