i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
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