i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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