Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
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