I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
This baby is an asshole
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Randomize
