Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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