it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Drunk is not a location!
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