I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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