I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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