my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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