Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
So. Much. Porn.
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