I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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