margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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