Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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