I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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