i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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