I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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