im so drunk with asians
where?
always
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
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