Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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