I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Randomize
