Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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