thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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