I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
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