U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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