Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
We had sex on a dog bed..
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
