Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
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