he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Randomize
