you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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