I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
