yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
false alarm, still single
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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