Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
My vagina just clenched in fear
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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