I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I think your dad took our porno
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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