She said her name was "party"
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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