absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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