I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
The power of my boobs compel you
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Randomize
