let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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