Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
