somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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