stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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