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It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
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